OMG my coworker and i just had a reealllly long riff back and forth about intergalatic social engagements.
i told all my coworkers that i have a conference call with extraterrestrials because everyone was saying how they have all these parties to go to this weekend and i wanted to one up them. and then i started going on and on about how this conference is in preparation for the gathering of galaxies convention slated for this summer. THEN i said how the last conference of 03 was postponed due to a rift in the time-space continuum. and they had even booked haley’s comet for entertainment. it was so brilliant. oh man. wow. i have never been prouder of being a nerd.
best rejection line i’ve ever gotten: “my butt!”