I really WANT TO make this dumb movie quote reference to the other interns alluding to the recently released “the family stone.” but no one else has seen it. so i have to keep doing it in my head. seriously, how many of my interactions consist of me quoting a movie, then someone else quoting something else from the same movie back to me, and then me quoting something else back to them, and yada yada yada? NOT THAT MANY. unlike the average person, i haven’t seen 2 out of every 3 movies. so WHEN I DO SEE SOMETHING, I WANT SOMEONE TO HAVE DUMB MOVIE QUOTE CONVERSATIONS WITH, DAMMIT. ooooooooyyyyyyyy.
ho boy! it’s almost time for the gym where i will get to see forty-something partially bald – partially gray men flirting with young high school girls by suggestively wiping their midlife crisis sweat off of the deltoids machine in sexy little circular swabbings. wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee~then they will put one foot up on the machine and keep talking their sweet little nothings, nicely exposing any underthigh hair as well as anything else that feels like making an appearance. i share this information only because no one should be made to suffer these crimes against humanity in silence. especially not me. the innocent bystander. after all, i wasn’t the one who squished up my ample just-developed boobies into an extrasmall sportsbra and trundled past said men with JUICY scrawled on my butt.