i just hit myself in the face with my work phone. slight tingling in cheek. i like the way cheek bones vibrate pain. remind me to try and get punched in the face sometime soon. either up near the eye to the left or right of the nose (i don’t want no broken nose!) or right on the corner of the mouth so i’ll have that little trickle of blood coming out that guys in movies always get and which they touch with their hand ever-so-gently and then immediately get entirely infuriated that the offender drew blood. love it.