Schmooze Patrol

everytime intern chris says something intolerably schmoozy on the phone to one of his sources, i make a noise immediately afterwards. like i just passed a very large kidney stone.


intern chris: well i give you my UVA pledge of honor that i won’t let THAT
happen. *chuckle chuckle*

me: *with great exertion* HUNNNNNhhhhhhhh!!!!

*suppressed laughter*

everyone finds it hilarious.

except intern chris.

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