everytime intern chris says something intolerably schmoozy on the phone to one of his sources, i make a noise immediately afterwards. like i just passed a very large kidney stone.
intern chris: well i give you my UVA pledge of honor that i won’t let THAT
happen. *chuckle chuckle*
me: *with great exertion* HUNNNNNhhhhhhhh!!!!
everyone finds it hilarious.
except intern chris.