here are my answers to my survey. i just made it up.
things i like:
weird looking people who smell good. it’s a thorough kick in the face to your preconceived notions.this man smells like cake
people who wear their glasses crooked on a regular basis. uh-mazing
bibimbop. the word and the dish. bop it to me
watching passive aggression, as long as it doesn’t involve me.
phrases i like:
geez louise.a geez louise situation
oh mylanta.the origin of oh mylanta.
initiate humor response mechanism. HA. HA. HA. [in robot voice, natch]i love robots
oh my god. [in an ‘it’s my party and i’ll cry if i want to’ sixteen year old girl kind of way]this girl might say it
one thing i don’t like:
when you laugh so hard, snot flies out of your nose. and you have to pardon yourself for your nose’s shortcomings. watch yoself, bebe.