Moonlighting as a Tax Accountant?!

here’s the clincher. sometimes i convince myself boring people are interesting because i’ve already filled in the blanks of what i don’t know about them with totally scintillating amazing captivating things.

why? why would one do this? because i think they are SECRETLY groundbreaking people with BORING fronts so no one will catch on and cash in on their little prize-pig lives.

like no one would actually be this empty and dull, right? right? riiiight?

WRONG. and yet, i still can’t get it into my dry crumbly left-my-playdoh-out-too-long brain.

i still am hooked on their every *yawn streeeeeetch zzzzzzzzzzz* move.

OH! he just took a sip of water. i’m wide awake again.

i am obsessed with two-faced snoozey mcnyquils.

why don’t i just ask this bottle out? he won’t return my call, will he?

3 thoughts on “Moonlighting as a Tax Accountant?!

  1. dink says:

    LOLThis actually seems like a real PLAN –there are drawbacks, sure, like being bored into a coma but possibly there’s a way to embrace a permanent yawn-state. Good luck with this … đŸ˜‰

  2. Aparna says:

    oh thanks dinkaroo! it seems to be the permanent object of my search, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health…till *yawwwwwwwn* dreams do we part…

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