the construction workers next to my cubicle today are BLASTING spanish and chinese love songs. while my coworkers are exchanging berated looks, i am daydreaming. how can one be sullen in the face of cheesy melancholy, the world over?
but that’s not all. i am applying to freelance for a singles newspaper! a singles newspaper. writing about how fun it is to be one of me. the next carrie bradshaw?! mmm? i can’t wait to wear a tutu to work!