1. bad way to prepare for joketelling mode: listening to really really funny better joketellers.

2. other bad way to prepare for joketelling mode: reading about prison abuse
scandals.

3. other bad way to prepare for joketelling mode: making your friends your shrinks and trying to get to the bottom of nagging emotional problems via insta-email

4. other bad way to prepare for joketelling mode: by not practicing your jokes.

5. final bad way to prepare for joketelling mode: staying in your cubicle breathing manufactured air and thinking about writing about bad ways to prepare for joketelling mode.

i’m outtie.