my adopted soldier is a girl. i am a complete dumbass. to my credit, she has a boy’s name.
my dad keeps telling me dirty jokes, and asking if i’m ok with them. but they’re not even that dirty. or really dirty at all. he makes this really guilty face when he tells them, but i think he just wants to share jokes with me.
who works in hooters? women with big breasts work in hooters.
where do women with one leg work? IHOP.
on my own sorry front, i keep writing jokes and then writing HAhahahahahaha after the funny bits of the joke. just to give myself an extra ego boost.