i am hoarding emails today. instead of opening emails or checking any of them, i am just letting them fill up. watching them collect like pretty perfect precious prizes. i feel so powerful. the arbiter of all that is responded to and all that is read. the power is making me downright giddy. or maybe, it’s the paint fumes*. it’s too early to tell.
*the paint fumes reference sounds like a hack joke but i’m actually surrounded by men working with industrial-strength paint. so huff off.