my mother’s on an e-card sending rampage. if i see another gently gliding sunshine animation or rollicking teddy bear HUG just for you, i might have to call in the big guns. anybody who’s even three degrees removed from her should be receiving a little virtual love any second now. oh snap.
proper etiquette for receiving e-card: GAWK. turn off speakers. shudder. shudder. pick one of your own and send back to sender. plus 14 other people you’ve been neglecting in your life. it’s a vicious cycle.
soon all friendships will solely revolve around the click of a button. and a smiling, dancing rainbow.