ok i do want to toot my own horn so TOOTTOOTTOOOT.
i got selected as a columnist for this new area singles newspaper! what the flip! what the flipper?! what the oodelally?!
this is nice. i just got a totally sweet lecture yesterday about squandering my potential and being another disillusioned directioness example of generation Y-bother.
and today, the universe gives me a little solidarity pat on the head. a little tickle of his soul patch, if you will. well, thank youuuuuu. and good morning.
the weather outside is delightful. i must go frolic by my lonesome.
and furthermore, here is the beginning of a comprehensive list.
THINGS THAT PEOPLE FIND WEIRD THAT I FIND ENDEARING
1. the milk turning green after eating lucky charms cereal. think leprechauns, you buffoons.
2. people who blink a lot, sometimes to the point of spasms. it’s for clarity. who couldn’t use more?
3. caressing pages of books and magazines. i don’t even feel the need to explain this one.
4. the smell of gasoline. it’s intoxicating.
that’s all for now.