i just stapled myself to an important document.
also my victoria’s (not-so-)secret underwear is showing. it’s kind of hot.
i look very tousled. like i just woke up from bed. but in a sexy way. if i were on MySpace and had a webcam, you would totally be getting a live feed. be glad i’m not. and therefore, you’re not. whoooo. be so glad.
gallery of anonymous camera mugging (work it, homeys)
and the winner of course…