Laughter is the Best Legal Narcotic

head hurts. heart hurts. eyes ache. nose hurts. still happy. because a comedian told me love ain’t worth it. and i laughed. and i liked the way he said it. he also did a great crackhead impression. and i thought crackhead jokes had no depth left in ’em. also the rest of the audience was sitting in front of him. but i was ushering so i got to sit perpendicular to his stage and he made all his asides to me. he asked me if i found love more trouble than it’s worth. and i nodded spastically. and he said “yeah, it sure is.”

another comedian’s joke:
my girlfriend recently told me she wanted to see other people. so i put LSD in her coffee. now she’s seeing other people.

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