The Statue of Clarity

why i love america.

after posting comments from readers on our website all afternoon about the illegal immigration debate, i stumbled on this diamond of a gem:

“Illegal is illegal, and it is making our Eagle Ill!!!”

oh and if that’s not clear enough for you,

“America is a melting pot, not a tossed salad.”

according to Urban Dictionary,

“1. tossed salad
Noun. The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup.

When done in prison, the receiver is dominant; the one doing it is submissive.”

so i’m going to have to go with AGREE on that last one. America is not a tossed salad.

i’m glad we cleared that up.

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