plans for the evening FEATURING extreme sloth.
meet friends for dinner out. 75% of proceeds from the check go to booze.
buy outfit to go out in at store near restaurant. preferably off of sale rack.
touch up makeup at a makeup store using sample products.
betcha didn’t know i’m broke!
2 thoughts on “Painting the Credit Card Red”
Don’t bother with the makeup; trust your physical integrity.
thank you alcuin. unfortunately, i’m as unstable as they come…is the fact of the matter.