Once You Pop, the Anguish Continues

this zit on my forehead is really nothing to pooh-pooh. it’s inflaming my whole face. when i scrunch up my eyebrows in concern, i feel its oily wrath. when i press it lightly with my finger, it screams with malevolent irritation. if my zit had a middle finger, it would be giving it to me. permanently.


GROSS. please leave the premises of my face IMMEDIATELY, if not sooner.

2 thoughts on “Once You Pop, the Anguish Continues

  1. dink says:

    Your diagram has deja vued me back to 7th grade Hygiene class …yarg! I can smell the aroma of fishsticks and orange smiles wafting in from the cafeteria …eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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