this zit on my forehead is really nothing to pooh-pooh. it’s inflaming my whole face. when i scrunch up my eyebrows in concern, i feel its oily wrath. when i press it lightly with my finger, it screams with malevolent irritation. if my zit had a middle finger, it would be giving it to me. permanently.
GROSS. please leave the premises of my face IMMEDIATELY, if not sooner.