your weekend is not complete unless:

FRIDAY NIGHT
unemployment reinitiation process activated – check
visiting a very very very republican bar on the hill with friends and being the only minorities there – check
belligerence – check
a visit to hotel helix – check

pimped. out.

SATURDAY
going to a child’s cradle ceremony via a 3-hr drive – check
(the indians celebrate EVERYTHING)
socializing poorly – check
watching a father and son lawnmow their lawn in shifts – check

INTRIGUE + SUSPENSE + SHORN GREENERY

taking a 3-hr nap on the party host’s bed – check

SATURDAY NIGHT
finding out the “safe” rather strange gay guy you’re dancing with is straight – check
being invited to dance in between a shirtless gay couple – check

SUNDAY
negotiating relationships via a cellphone on its last legs and a dried up funds account – check
thinking about how to spend week one of unemployment – TBA

time to recenter myself.