Keeping America Obese and Rich, Not Necessarily in That Order

my cube-sharer, on the phone, a few seconds ago:

her: hey, do you follow stocks?
her: why is the wendy’s stock so much higher than the mcdonald’s stock?
her: i mean, isn’t mcdonald’s this huge market? why is wendy’s higher?
her: hold on, i’m about to check the stocks for Chick-fil-A…

i don’t know why it’s funny. i don’t make the rules.

in other news, she definitely likes to stare at what i’m doing about two or three times an hour. it’s enough to start a privacy riot. someone bring a car in here so i can burn it.

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