don’t you ever wish one solution could solve 4-5 problems at a time? and a tiny solution at that. like if i tied my shoe, not only would i not trip, but i would also be a better friend, have a job with health insurance and be overall less awkward? ha. psych. i would never wish to be less awkward.
in other news, my hair was ambitious and puffy this morning. but has since quieted down. this seems to mirror my own progress through most days. that’s why days should end with jokes.
it’s very ANTI-chia PET.