i spill something on myself everyday. and now that they have these new jumbo servings of takeout ketchup, the odds are even higher. i’m starting a new segment called “TDS” – the daily stain. if we’re lucky, i’ll keep it going for a week.
anyway, today’s stain of the day.
where: upper left thigh of pants near crotch
color: reddish brown
color of pants: lighter brown than coffee
shape: lake/island with tiny lake/island on top of it
to an unsuspecting observer, this stain looks like: a case of bad period hygiene
yeah i said it.