Daily Intake: Low-Rise Flares

it’s hard to write about things when the world is going nutso an ocean and a sea away.

a gratifying pineapple bread pudding for dinner? check.
yes, for the first time in the history of my life, after some peer pressure, i returned my salad to the waitress because it “wasn’t good.” it wasn’t quite as spectacularly assertive as i dreamed it would be, as i kept apologizing and finally peeped that i was expecting romaine and i got iceberg. i hate being that cunt. but seriously, iceberg! with mayonnaise dressing! for 7 dollars?! OUTRAGE SOUP is what that was.

ironically or maybe not. i still have a hard time defining irony correctly due to a mindflip of a high school english teacher.
mayonnaise and pickle for breakfast? you got it.

finally. lunch today. a pair of black interview pants. due to housesitting, i don’t have any. and i’ve been craving some. for carry-out. OBVIOUSLY.

where are the pants?

4 thoughts on “Daily Intake: Low-Rise Flares

  1. C says:

    i think we’ve discussed our disdain for iceberg lettuce in the past. it’s non-nutritious, tasteless, pale, and dare i say…sticky to the tooth?BLECH! haha

  2. Tyler Sonic says:

    Aparna, if you ever record and album, write a book, or anything that pertains to your comedy or neuroses, it has to be called “Outrage Soup.” You have no choice now.

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