i don’t want to celebrity-worship, but i’m concerned about someone. so i guess i do want to celebrity-worry.
but look. he’s younger than me, so consider it a maternal instinct.
TYSON RITTER — frontman for ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS
i’m smiling with health!
help! my kissable cheeks are sinking into my alluring face!
i’m fretting. his eyes look hungry. for heroin? for cheez-its? i don’t even know. don’t let him end up on E!: True Hollywood Story like the rest of ’em. just 70 cents a day and you can download his songs without piracy.
be careful, pooks!