Save the Frontman!

i don’t want to celebrity-worship, but i’m concerned about someone. so i guess i do want to celebrity-worry.

but look. he’s younger than me, so consider it a maternal instinct.

TYSON RITTER — frontman for ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

BEFORE

i’m smiling with health!

AFTER

help! my kissable cheeks are sinking into my alluring face!

i’m fretting. his eyes look hungry. for heroin? for cheez-its? i don’t even know. don’t let him end up on E!: True Hollywood Story like the rest of ’em. just 70 cents a day and you can download his songs without piracy.


be careful, pooks!

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