i just need someone who can write paragraphs. even just one long one. i realize it’s a lot to ask. oh and they have to be clever. i should just quit while i’m ahead. even childishly clever. ok i wish i could quit. but i can’t.
i am no longer upset by making a bad first impression.
my dad landed a temp job. me = still looking.
my parents drove to kentucky today, no strings attached.
my friend is coming to visit. oh!
my mother fell down like a wet noodle against the wall yesterday. i waited 5 seconds to make sure she was fine and then burst out laughing. she started it.
pie of choice: chocolate cream.
now get the hell outta here.