Join Us for Dinner Some Night, Bring a Lazy Eye and a Wayward Tongue

just-had conversation between mother scavenging the pantry and errant child:

mother: are these oatcakes good?
me: no.
mother: yes, but can i eat them?
me: well you can eat anything if you really want to.
mother: but will i like them?
me: no.
mother: well, who bought all this grape juice?
me: i think dad did…for you.
mother: well that’s so thoughtful of him. but why so much?
me: …
mother: *nervous titter* *nervous titter* *nervous titter*

it’s amazing how little logic is needed to converse with those with whom you’re best acquainted.

2 thoughts on “Join Us for Dinner Some Night, Bring a Lazy Eye and a Wayward Tongue

  1. Anonymous says:

    Or for the matter of fact language. Me & my family have an alternate vocabulary altogether. Any outsider would probably think we’re insane if they see us interacting.Ever heard of thinity-thinity-thunder?No, didn’t expect you to :-p

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