i want cake. and i’ve never wanted it badder.
and oatmeal shouldn’t taste like soap. not this morning, not ever.
here’s more worldly advice. don’t eat yogurt with a fork. you’ll get what you deserve.
i’m in need of soup, but there are no soup kitchens around.
it’s a hellish number i’ve picked today.
time for a survey!!!
current mood: blob.
currently listening to: air conditioner.
toes are: cold.
toes first kiss: teddy ruxpin, preschool.
fortune cookie of the day: if you are feeling tired and unmotivated, don’t google accomplished people. because they will sneer at you. all the way from their personal webpages.