i want cake. and i’ve never wanted it badder.

and oatmeal shouldn’t taste like soap. not this morning, not ever.

here’s more worldly advice. don’t eat yogurt with a fork. you’ll get what you deserve.

i’m in need of soup, but there are no soup kitchens around.

it’s a hellish number i’ve picked today.

time for a survey!!!

current mood: blob.
currently listening to: air conditioner.
toes are: cold.
toes first kiss: teddy ruxpin, preschool.

fortune cookie of the day: if you are feeling tired and unmotivated, don’t google accomplished people. because they will sneer at you. all the way from their personal webpages.

ok i gotta go find this now:

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