I Am Loved, Poop and All!

what a weekend. let’s not talk about it. except for a shout-out to my homey TVP. the bloodless chicken!

i am having bowel problems today. yeah, i thought i might as well breach that last wall of discretion with a flatulent leap instead of a timid step. i don’t know why. after all, it was my friend andy who ate two pounds of trail mix on friday night. NOT ME. you hear that, digestive tract? wasn’t me *finger to nose* not me! anyway, i thinking i’m having sympathy bowel pains or something. hooray. hooray. hip hip.

it’s a sad day for large intestine.
courtesy of Flickr and Yevgenya

in other news, i can’t stop listening to josh groban. don’t judge me! i love him. i think he’s great. he’s so uplifting. he’s like a life coach and a singer wrapped in one. here are some lyrics from his latest song, Don’t Give Up (You Are Loved):

Don’t give up
It’s just the weight of the world
When you’re heart’s heavy
I…I will lift it for you

Don’t give up
Because you want to be heard
If silence keeps you
I…I will break it for you

Everybody wants to be understood
Well I can hear you
Everybody wants to be loved
Don’t give up
Because you are loved

on second thought, judge away. i can handle it. for josh groban tells me i am loved! come on. i tell jokes onstage to people who usually don’t wanna hear ’em. i need validation ALL THE TIME. groban just gives and gives. and then gives some more.

2 thoughts on “I Am Loved, Poop and All!

  1. Aparna says:

    awwww. i hate when i get sick of a good song just because of overexposure. ah well, it happens all the time. in the meantime, groban keeps me at peace.

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