my mother is jogging upstairs. in the bathroom? yes i just checked.
in the bathroom. around 11:30 at night.
i should get a discount on rent. this was not in the contract.
this just in! second offense:
my father was yelling things at me in the garage this morning as i was trying to leave for work. every single time i leaned my head out the window to say “what?!” he would promptly shake his head and mouth “nothing, nothing” and then as soon as i stuck my head back in the car again, the incoherent yelling would promptly start again. what message did he have to say that was not of enough importance to repeat coherently but of enough importance to continue jabbering unintelligibly?
the wear and tear to my stress muffler is coming out of their paychecks!
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My mother used to do what you describe your dad doing–drove me nuts. She doesn’t do it anymore but that’s because she’s no longer alive. I guess if she did it now, I’d give her a pass –she’d have that whole ghost cache going for her.
Wow that’s a pretty weird comment. Oh well. heh.
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dink, you make my day so consistently! i consider you one of my essential vitamins and minerals. i always love your comments. ghost caches are powerful. their strength can’t be denied.