Someone Needs Rehab!

the conclusion to the wild night out was that after going out a little after 7:30pm,

we met up with hillary’s friend who doesn’t drink water ever (“but what do you drink when you’re really thirsty?” “coffee.”) at the trendy bar;

we then chose from a variety of assorted cocktails with names like “the french floozy”, “the adulteress” and “puissance douce”;

mmmmmmm liquid estrogen in a glass
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then we ordered meals to take the edge off and scarfed those down, there may have been burps on my part;

we then made up an elaborate game of entertainment for the evening involving alternate identities and book deals and semi-high society;

then we realized we had 4 hours to kill until people would actually be out;

we then made some calculations about where to go to bide time, preen ourselves and review our gameplan;

we then limped pathetically to a bookstore in the biting cold where we read trashy magazines until our eyes rolled back in our heads. though, in my defense, at one point i was sitting next to a man loudly arguing with himself and occasionally muscle spasming (in his defense, he was reading time);

finally, after acknowledging the night had probably peaked at 8:15pm, we called it quits around 10pm. though, in everyone’s defense, we did broadway dance all the way home.

well. a hard night’s work deserves some rest.
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in conclusion, you know your hair is getting long when some of the muffin you are eating falls in it and you just store it there to be dealt with later.

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