SO I MET A GUY LAST NIGHT. OH WHAT A GUY. A MAN, EVEN! IN UNIFORM!
best of all…he tells jokes.
ladies and gentleswingers — let me introduce you to…my latest arm candy (hand candy?)…
OFFICER NICKY RAMIREZ, NYPD
he’s a pretty open guy…very easy to talk to, some would even call him an exhibitionist. haters.
we really connected. and got close, in more ways than one.
like really really really close.
and then he kind of lost it.
all the good ones are so misunderstood.