awwwwwwwww gmail is so thoughtful. look what he brought me today!
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also. we got new chairs at work, and by we, i mean everybody except me.
the following convo happened this morning between two lucky recipients (as i said before, neither was me):
*gushing about chair*
Lucky Butt 2: so what about these new chairs, huh?
Lucky Butt 1: well this is nice, but i don’t think it’s as soft.
Lucky Butt 2: it’s soooo soft!
Lucky Butt 1: really?
Lucky Butt 2: yeah you have to get it into the full ergonomic stabilization position.
Lucky Butt 1: wait, what?
Lucky Butt 2: here, i’ll come show you.
Lucky Butt 1: oh, ok.
Lucky Butt 2: *fidgeting with LB1’s chair* ok try it now!
Lucky Butt 1: oh woooooooooooooow.
Lucky Butt 2: yeah, it’s good, right?
Lucky Butt 1: oh woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
meanwhile, my bum is seething on its slab of stone.
now that everyone has left, i’m going to go try out that chair! i’ll BRB.
ok i returned from my goldilocks (AKA blackilocks) mission. it felt really scandalous to try out other people’s chairs BTW. especially if you go into their offices. but i only tried each out for 5 seconds before the guilt blew my mind. but i felt it was necessary and vital factfinding. anyway, these chairs are unbelievable. they have a little bounce to them and they sort of caress your self-esteem and torso/lower back area at the same time. this chair makes me want to be a better person. too bad i ain’t got me one!
OH AND GET THIS. each new chair owner also gets a PURPLE INSTRUCTION MANUAL on getting to know their new chair. manual! not a piece of paper, a MANUAL. sit on that information.