this is shallow.
today i saw a cute guy. and he was soooo cute that my heart hurt.
then i walked outside and it had magically turned spring. and it was so springy sunshine yumyum that my soul hurt.
so i started yelling.
“oh you would be a nice day, wouldn’t you?! dag RABBIT@(#$*@#*$(“
or to the male specimen–
“oh leave the stubble on there for maximum adorable factor times twelve, why don’t you?!! @#$&_@(#)$”
anyway i wore myself out shouting in my head so much. so be careful. sometimes beauty and warm weather lead to things like sore brain throats.
this has been a useless PSA.