Glass Half Full of Crap!!!

this is shallow.

today i saw a cute guy. and he was soooo cute that my heart hurt.

then i walked outside and it had magically turned spring. and it was so springy sunshine yumyum that my soul hurt.

so i started yelling.

things like:

“oh you would be a nice day, wouldn’t you?! dag RABBIT@(#$*@#*$(“

or to the male specimen–

“oh leave the stubble on there for maximum adorable factor times twelve, why don’t you?!! @#$&_@(#)$”

anyway i wore myself out shouting in my head so much. so be careful. sometimes beauty and warm weather lead to things like sore brain throats.

this has been a useless PSA.

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