I’m Soy Bloodthirsty

wow, i had an ethical moment yesterday when, as a vegetarian, i found myself ravenously shoving pieces of soy bologna (i.e., phoney baloney) into my mouth with my hands, ripping it apart with my front incisors, scarfing it down and barely allowing time to swallow.

then the moment passed. camman, when has bologna ever been associated with something taken seriously?

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