i recently befriended buddha.
he says things like:
that totally makes sense.
there’s nothing weird with what you’re going through. you’re just being human.
and also things like:
take care of those things, and take care of yourself.
and would you believe this:
i definitely feel this is a period of catharsis and
just figuring out things for you, and i’m here for you, and i also
want to give you your space.
go on a walk, or savor a treat. try to get rid of distractions. simplify.
he wins. except buddha doesn’t care about winning. if you’re interested, i think i bought him off of an infomercial. you can have one too! you just shake him, and he says something comforting and wise. for a limited time, get a free rock garden with purchase! nirvana never seemed so attainable.
buddha’s crib, as seen on mtv
photo courtesy of Flickr and Richard Flynn