Adventures in the Key of Awkward

1. how to freak out someone with social anxiety if you’re a coffee barista–

as the socially anxious person is ordering an unnecessary latte, come up behind them (yes, behind them), put your arm around their shoulders and coo “where have you been all my life?”

end result: trembling!

2. how to freak out someone with social anxiety if you’re a biker–

as the socially anxious person is attempting to cross the street, make extended, penetrating, somber eye contact with them as you pedal past.

end result: coffee in hair!

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