well, don’t say anything but i got braces yesterday. the final phase is accomplished. my transformation into a 13-year old girl is complete! emotionally, i’ve been stuck there for years. but now, the face aligns with the rest of the package. i am feeling quite self-conscious of my monster grill so far. i only want to talk to people with my hand over my mouth or in tight-lipped parsed sentences. but that was K through 12th grade anyway, so i guess what i’m trying to say is i’m fully committed to this endeavor!!! the next step is to buy a pink floral-scented diary and talk to it out loud as well as with various colored pens, and to also recreate 4000+ varieties on the smiley face and standard abbrevs. horseback riding lessons sound better by the second! 😉 lolz
photo courtesy of Flickr and The Wong Family Pictures
oh also, i got overly excited last night and picked the rest of my knee scabs off, in the process, uncovering some unhealed terrain. so i tried to tape a rather largish impregnable scab back onto my knee, with dubious results. i guess i am a pretty good argument against evolution, but then again, also creationism. both really. existing at all, you might even say. merely joking. on a serious note, can you sell scabs on ebay? some of mine are real beauts.