objects at rest stay at rest even if they drag themselves to work.
today at work my coworker asked if anyone had change for a dollar because she needed quarters for her parking meter. shortly thereafter, i found a quarter in my bagsack to donate to her fund.
then this TRAUMARAMA —
i wanted to say “here’s a quarter. i would be more than happy to give this to you.”
instead i said “here’s a quarter. you would be more than happy for me to give this to you.“
then i ran to the bathroom shrieking in embarrassment. i’m still there, 4 hours later, trembling in the stall as i type. communicating via blackberry souffle.
my new cellphone comes with a squish and splat ringtone
photo courtesy of Flickr and dogbomb
2 thoughts on “Zombies Eat Brains Out of Jealousy”
“Squish and Splat” sounds like a dirty-south-crunk chorus waiting to happen.
make that happen!