Oh Snap

late last night, apropos of nothing, my dad declared himself king.

this morning, nobody woke up on time, but nobody cared!

also there’s a new tax on armpits. having them, i mean.

which sort of begs the question really, why didn’t anyone think of it before?

p.s. those royal glasses are really something, huh? second pair free when you buy one.

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