Well, I got coffee again this morning.
But just to change things up, I switched evil corporate alliances.
I know, I know. I am a fickle consumer with little to no brand loyalty.
But here’s what I ended up with!
Check out the straw on this bad boy! (Actual Size!!!)
LOOKIT ME! I AM DRINKING COFFEE! I GOT PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO DO!!! GET OUTTA MY WAY OR I WILL TAKE YOU OUT WITH MY SLURP TUBE!
Again, with slightly less mediocre lighting…
We interrupt this broadcast for a PLUGGAROO OF A PODCAST: my local stand up-friend Jeff Maurer does comedy podcasts. Here is the link to them! I am on the third one. Check it out. It’s about dames telling jokes.