I Guess I Pulled the Long Straw This Time

Well, I got coffee again this morning.

But just to change things up, I switched evil corporate alliances.

I know, I know. I am a fickle consumer with little to no brand loyalty.

But here’s what I ended up with!

Check out the straw on this bad boy! (Actual Size!!!)


This drink reeks of self-importance.

LOOKIT ME! I AM DRINKING COFFEE! I GOT PLACES TO GO AND THINGS TO DO!!! GET OUTTA MY WAY OR I WILL TAKE YOU OUT WITH MY SLURP TUBE!

Again, with slightly less mediocre lighting…


We interrupt this broadcast for a PLUGGAROO OF A PODCAST: my local stand up-friend Jeff Maurer does comedy podcasts. Here is the link to them! I am on the third one. Check it out. It’s about dames telling jokes.

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