Caution: I discuss my dreams below, and I’m just as sorry as you are about it.
I keep having these dreams where I am watching someone’s stand up comedy act, but no matter who it is, it always ends in them incoherently yelling.
But then the yelling is revealed to be the harpy shrieks of my alarm clock.
Yet, time and time again, I never pick up on it right away. And I always end up saying, “What is this guy saying?! He is just yelling! This is unconscionable.”