I Would Rather Drink the Kool-Aid Than the Protein Smoothie

I tried though.

I really tried.

But the chunks, the chalkiness, and the piteous attempt at mixing in fruit? It’s just not right.

What’s left to love?!

Ain’t nothing smooth about it.

As I poured it down the sink, the drain began gasping for air, not to mention the unholy bubbling noises that spewed forth.

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