My dad, circa this morning, to me, when I arrived downstairs: Hello! You look really tired! Did you shower?
Me: Nope. No time. (The Orkin man was coming and I was mandated to be out of the house by 8 a.m. Preposterous!)
Dad: Well, you should put on some make-up.
Me: … (I was wearing make-up.)
Dad: *ruffling my hair, specifically the bangs so that they cover all of my face* There! All better!