If you thought you were sick of my puns before, well then, get ready to vomit nonstop because it’s the glorious return of STUMP. THE. PUNNER. (*cue game show audience applause and The Price Is Right levels of excitement*)

Not here. But over here.

Still! I’ve committed to something for two consecutive weeks. That’s progress.

GIMME MORE PUNS FOR NEXT WEEK NOM NOM NOM.