I would list “depression” as one of my strengths for a hypothetical (high-pathetical?) job interview. For weaknesses, I would say “pills.”
(They’d cancel each other out, as well as my prospects!)
Then when they ask me to talk about a time I figured my way out of a difficult situation, I’d say “Sure, I’ll show you” as I scoot on outta there!
Also, why does Monster.com only have job openings for night positions that are under beds and in closets?!
THANK YA! GOOD NIGHT!