Star Candidate Is a Nice Way of Saying Space Cadet

I would list “depression” as one of my strengths for a hypothetical (high-pathetical?) job interview. For weaknesses, I would say “pills.”

(They’d cancel each other out, as well as my prospects!)

Then when they ask me to talk about a time I figured my way out of a difficult situation, I’d say “Sure, I’ll show you” as I scoot on outta there!

Also, why does only have job openings for night positions that are under beds and in closets?!


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