The Washington Post has facially profiled me here.

With photos and everything! Click for the reading, stay for the weeping.

Here is the first paragraph to draw you in:

“Hi!” says Aparna Nancherla, 28, from the stage. “It’s okay, you guys, I’m surprised I’m a comedian, too!” The audience here for open-mike night at the Topaz Hotel laughs at the self-awareness of the joke — understanding, perhaps, that this short, slight Indian American woman with her low-key delivery looks more like a high school student. “Your eyes will adjust,” she adds.

Dun dun dun…