Help Is On the Way!

My spam is slowly turning human…


And not but 27 minutes later…


Offer’s on the table for me to be a hero. BUT I NEED DETAILS, GIRLFRIEND!!!

And despite the drama queen hysterical nature of them, I’d still take those emails any day over this tantalizing carrot of an escapist hullabaloo that is consistently waved over my head due to that listserv bender I went on that one night (My CAPTCHA tramp stamp serves as an unnecessary reminder):

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