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Leap Day: The Stunning Conclusion

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ACT I: Toot Sweet

Conversation with Boyfriend (Taped in front of a live studio audience of dust motes):

Me: Did you fart?

Him: Yes, but over here.

Me: Oh good. I thought there was a gas leak.

Him: What!

Me: The entire atmosphere changed.

ACT II: Next Level Real Talk

THIS VIDEO WALKED UP TO MY LIFE & SAID “DEAL WITH THIS.” THEN MY EYES & EARS WERE LIKE “WE ARE NOT WORTHY.” PASS IT ON & 10 OF YOUR FRIENDS WILL EXPERIENCE MANIFEST DESTINY.

The production value is Linsane (This is how people talk now. Get with it, spambots!), not to mention the pitch-perfect soundtrack. Basically, this is the voice of the Latest Generation.

Oh Baby Baby

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More like “Baby Makes Compelling Argument FOR MY HEART AND OVARIES.”

This little tyke left the courtroom baffled as she was clearly guilty but the high-pitched cadence of her argument left everyone hypnotized. Plus meting out a sentence of 25 to 30 naps seems harsh for the formative years.

I also like how the older brother witness steps in (at 0:59) to re-establish his distance from the crime in question. CLASSIC.

The unclipped onesie flaps (first visible at 0:42) and the sincerely apologetic dance break (starts at 2:00) really pushed this thing over the edge for me.

This baby could only be held in contempt by a jury of stuffed animal peers for being too outspoken. All other charges dropped! Case dismissed via gooey floating cloud-shaped balloons!

Internet, You’ve Done It Again!

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Hey, guess what?!?!? Rhetorical question! But, guess what ELSE?! The web chalks up another win. This makes up for the 40,000+ dead-end results I get whenever I am doing overly subjective and vague Google searches (a la “the smiling purse jingle alligator concealer.” Google queries “Did you mean Bing?”).

Without further ado and with much to do, I bring you…(Spoiler Buzzkill Warning: It gets freaky at 3:00 when everyone starts melting, but the first half and some is downright whimsical.)

(P.s.S.t. The original vid for this song is saucy awesome too. NOT to mention this gosh darn goodness!)

ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Teddy Bear Tours (via doodling dynamo Alex B.)

What?! All my dreams came true in one day! How so exactly?! I’ll show-n-tell you!


TA-DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! In for the unbelievable close-up!

I need a week staycation to work out all the joy the mere fact that these two things exist caused in my yoo-man being.