Just Another Brilliant Idea, No Big Deal

Phones with detachable lips for long-distance couple smooching.

The lips would be made of an eco-friendly, pliable material that would feel pleasant, but not too real, or that would be creepy.

Nothing past that though or the FCC and the wiretap folks would ‘ave owr ‘eds!

Phony lips!
photo courtesy of Flickr and solidariat

Alright. Whatever. You try inventing genius devices on seven hours of sleep when you need 10 to function as if you’re still alive.

If necessity is the mother of invention, but a mother’s love is blind, than someone buy my hip-in-an-alternate-universe sunglasses-half-full as mentioned last time!!!

Lightbulb Flickers Half-Heartedly Over Head

Hey, I had this pretty spectacular idea today!

It is a hybrid between bifocals and Transitions lenses.

They are bifocals but instead of two different prescriptions, the bottom half is regular glasses and the top half is sunglasses. That way you can still look down your nose at people and/or books, but if you’re a celebrity or even just act like one, you can remain pleasantly anonymous if you stare straight ahead.

Imagine them on this classy dude, for example.

Ok, well. Bye for now!

(s)Addendum: I actually created this whole product just so I could use the expression “Sunglasses half full.”