Good Blog! *Pat, Pat*

Hey, guess what?! Time for bragtime ditties! Cue me up, Scotty (Joplin)!

My famous friend Erin Jackson, who’s been on Comedy Central, Last Comic Standing, and, oh, I don’t know, just a lil’ ol’ big deal called The Ellen DeGeneres Show, gave my blog a shoutout in an e-nterview. This one’s frameworthy, kiddos!

Anyhoozle, here’s the GOODS (shoutout is at the bottom for those of you who enjoy spoiler alerts*). Erin is this week’s featured guest for Blogger Beat for the Washingtonian‘s Capital Comment Blog.

This woman is simply a pure delight, and soon, the entire universe will know it!!! In the meantime, I will take short, manageable rides on her coattails, just to get from the couch to the fridge to restock (on ego), for example.

*Random thought: Spoiler alerts might take all the fun out of movies, but they put all the fun back into food. Nobody likes to bite into a soggy banana or a moldy cheese without some sort of a warning.

The Jackson One Continues Dominating; Plus Random Table Scraps

I tip my hats of congrats (all of them) to my comedic friend, Erin Jackson, who was on The Ellen Degeneres Show this past Monday (aired on Tuesday). I am so, so, so proud of her, and lucky to call her someone I know, whoa whoa.

Here is a detailed recap of her trip out to LA, city of dream angels!

And here is a clip of her talking with de generous Ellen (name puns can strike at any time).

Ack. It’s weird how even when you see someone you know on TV, it’s still hard to believe they’re actually on your TV. I imagine it’s even more surreal for the person in question. All the better when it happens though.

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In less exciting news, I love that when you have a really bad headcold, you can still sense the presence of a horrible fart in the room. Why is that exactly? Do I have a sixth sense but only about mundane events?

Also office BINGO returns on Monday. Time to get scrappy, and play to win.

I just got four distinct emails from Al Gore in a row! Turns out he just wants my signature and my money. I thought our friendship ran deeper than that, ole pal. Sigh pie.

Here’s a mini photo-essay called Complimentary Hotel Room.

1. COMPLIMENTARY HOTEL ROOM, WHERE ARE YOU!? YOU ARE SO CLOSE I CAN SMELL YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE-FLAVORED GLADE PLUG-IN & YOUR FREE FACE ‘N’ FOOT SCRUB FROM HERE!!!

2. OH HERE WE ARE! TIME TO UNPACK MY COLLEGE WALL POSTERS & FENG SHUI THIS DOMICILE INTO ONE SWEET BUT AFFORDABLE ONE-NIGHT CRIB.
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Also cabs in Long Island either show up early and then leave without you, or show up really late and don’t apologize and charge you 20+ smacks to drive you down the street and over the hill. I’m just saying. It’s what happened to me. BE CAREFUL OUT THERE!!!

In conclusion, FTW, here’s the best Halloween partner costume ever. Suggestive much?
Let me guess. They’re just being quirky. But plug & socket! Don’t even point out where his plug sits because, oh, believe you me, I noticed. Also look at her vampish eyes seducing the camera. And may I add CAMMMANNNNNN.