This is Everyone’s Relationship, Am I Right?

Two comedians walk into a bar. Only one leaves. That’s how an engagement ceremony works, right? No, wrong.

But I do date a comedian and since I’m one also, people are always asking me, “What’s that like?! Are you guys always trying to one up each other? Who’s funnier? Do you ever get serious about anything? Am I still your friend? Why are you power walking away and not leaving a trail of Milk Duds for me to follow like usual?”

Barney Frankly, I got tired of the paparazzi (how I refer to my nearz&dearz) asking questions more than snapping candids. So to put all the foofaraw meets hullabaloo to an end, here’s a little snippet from a web convo we had today.

(No, I don’t get why this looks smudgy either.)

See? Just like any ol’ folks.

I hope this puts everybody’s concerns/curiosity to rest, and/or/either/hey/oops/stop/what this opens up a different can of worms I can complain about at a different date.

Oh, and if you don’t “get” it, I’m sorry. But life was born with a context and I’m not here to provide you with the test answers. Only more questions. Consider this a commencement speech for which I was never hired, or even qualified. You should have studied harder or, at the very least, louder.

P.S. BoyBoy and I are both available for Bar Mitzvah debriefings and wedding reception clean up. We specialize in being yelled at!

Everyone’s Wired These Days (And No, I Don’t Mean Bugged!)

Here’s my current Gchat list.

Mob connections, you say? Well, mostly Goodie Mob and Mobb Deep. And by connected, I mean, yeah, I’ve heard of ’em.

Good(ie) times.

P.S. I put yellow tape around the chair offal from yesterday so that the janitors know a crime scene when they see one. And it’s still here today, untouched. But of course, there’s plenty of red tape around here already! Zing!!!

(I’m just going to send around a high-five in an intraoffice envelope for that one! Just sign off on it once you get it, and pass it along.)